Fruit Solutions
What the hell is this?
Naturally, the labeling on the box is trying to advise the consumer that the contents is a solution, as in a chemical solution, which I suppose is true. But isn't the conventional name for a fruit-based chemical solution, simply "juice"? I had no idea MBAs were such big fans of the natural sciences.
I think "solutions" has to be the grand-daddy of business speak. Whereas most modern business speak started to swamp us about two years ago, I recall seeing the word solutions in use as far back as 1999.